Yup, so I’m at work and pretty fuckin bored…yes, I’ve already watched all the youtube I can handle in one day (check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4Red6g9MS0 - you most definately won’t be disappointed – its a pretty balls-ass video)
I’m thinkin bout taking a dump in my office and hiding it somewhere – I’m that bored. Maybe I’ll go buy a Perfect Strangers DVD and watch several seasons. I kinda wish I was hungry but I’m not (breakfast tacos go a long way). I’ve already taken two dumps so thats out of the picture as well. Black Sabbath anyone??? well, don’t mind if I do. The Wizard is pretty balls-ass.
Yup, still kinda bored…I put my shoes on the wrong feet and even that wasn’t as exciting as it usually is. Maybe if I smoke another cigarette, I’l be able to poopy. That would be balls-ass.
So, two cigarettes later…no poopy…NOT balls-ass. But War Pigs is on so thats pretty balls-ass.
Maybe I should lobby for the office to get a pet. Perhaps a hampster in a hampster ball. Or maybe a donkey in a donkey ball. That would be double balls-ass.
